'I-Humpty Dance' isiza amantombazane akhuluphele ukuba nomuzwa wokuthi anelungelo lokujabula, ngisho noma siphikisana mayelana nezithombe zakamuva ezingagunyaziwe ze-Kardashian bikini.
Nginama-17% kuphela amahloni okuvuma ukuthi ngemva kokuzwa ngesithombe se-bikini sika-Khloe Kardashian futhi engafuni ukuthi umhlaba usibone, into yokuqala engiyenzile kwakuwukusesha isithombe.Kulula kakhulu ukuyithola.U-Kardashian wayegqoke ingubo enezicucu ezimbili eyenziwe ngendwangu yezilwane ehlanganiswe ndawonye entanjeni emnyama.Yeqa imilenze yakho kancane emathangeni akho, ngaphandle kwezimonyo, ukumamatheka okuthambile lapho ugogo wakho okuthandayo efuna ukukuthatha izithombe.
Akukhona ukuthi anginazwelo ngoKardashian.Ngingowesifazane, futhi wazithwebula izithombe ezimbi kuyi-Internet.kodwa akusilo iqiniso.Ubukeka emuhle, ethambile futhi ejabulile—kodwa engakulungele ukusetshenziswa lezo capitalism ezoshukumisa.Phakathi neminyaka edlule, abakwaKardashians baye basebenzisa iminikelo yabo ezindinganisweni zobuhle ezingafinyeleleki ezibekwe isiko elithandwayo, ngokuxakayo ukukholisa abesifazane abasha ukuthi leli zinga lobuhle lingafinyelelwa ngokuthengwa okulungile empilweni yangempela.(Itiye lokunyamalala kwesisu kanye namafinyila ezindebe ama-starter pack.) Inkundla yezokuxhumana iyisibuko esingabonisa ukuthi yini futhi ubani ofiselekayo.Ukhalo luncane, izici zobuso zincane.Nasi isihlungi esingakwenza kokubili.
Lesi sithombe esingahleliwe sika-Kardashian sivele ku-inthanethi ngeseWizard of Oz, izikhathi ezingemuva kwezigcawu.Umngane ku-Twitter ubuze le drama yakamuva ye-Kardashian, ezibuza ukuthi kungani becabanga ukuthi thina, umphakathi jikelele, asazi ukuthi ibhizinisi lomndeni liyibhizinisi elibiza izigidigidi zamadola elakhelwe ekukhanyeni okungcono kakhulu, i-photoshopping, kanye nangokweqile Ngaphandle kwenganekwane yokudla ukudla. nokuzivocavoca, namanje angazi ngokwanele mayelana nokuhlinzwa kwepulasitiki nezinye izindlela.Ngangena esihlokweni futhi ngabonisa ukuthi ngezinye izikhathi ikheji lenziwa yithi, ngisho namanga amahle angamanga, futhi akulula ngaso sonke isikhathi ukugcina isithombe sakho.
Ngokuphambene nalokho, uCardi B akakaphazanyiswa yi-paparazzi embamba emsebenzini, ngoba owesifazane ube neqiniso ezilalelini zakhe kusukela ngosuku lokuqala, mayelana nokuthi wayebukeka kanjani lapho engakaqedi.Sike sambona engazigcobi, efake isigqoko, egqoke zonke izinhlobo zezimpahla zasekhaya.Angazi ukuthi uyini umnyombo wokuzethemba kukaCardi B.Kodwa muva nje, ngiqale ukuqonda ukuthi ingxenye yami ivela kwamanye amazwi engoma, futhi indawo yokucima ukoma edume kakhulu yayimayelana nokuba matasa endlini yangasese yeBurger King.
Ingoma ethi “The Humpty Dance” iculwe nguShock G kanye neDigital Underground.Sekuyiminyaka eminingi ngingacabangi ngaleli qembu labantu, kodwa lapho ngizwa ukuthi udlule emhlabeni ngesonto eledlule eneminyaka engu-57, kufanele ngizizwe nginje.Mhlawumbe kwakuyiwayini elimhlophe engaliphuza ngalobo busuku, kodwa izindaba zakhe zokushona kukaShock G zangibuyisela emuva ngesikhathi.
I-Digital Underground yakhipha i-"The Humpty Dance" ngo-1990 lapho ngineminyaka engu-5 ubudala.Ividiyo yomculo ilahlekelwe eka-MC Hammer ethi “U Cant Touch This” ngevidiyo ye-rap ehamba phambili kuma-MTV Video Music Awards ngalowo nyaka.Nginodoli we-MC Hammer ogqoke ibhulukwe elicwebezelayo elinsomi.Ngiyasola ukuthi iculo lokuzihlonipha lika-Shock G elifihlwe njengomculi we-rock wephathi liku-radar yami ngempela.Kodwa leli culo cishe lalinamandla kakhulu emsakazweni ngaleso sikhathi, futhi lapho ngishayela ngizungeza idolobha, amagama ahlabelela angena engqondweni yami encane enganakile.
Awukwazi njalo ukubeka isisindo esiningi ngemuva kwamagama.Kwesinye isikhathi babaleka bephuthuma, noma umculi avele agqoke njengomlingisi, phela u-Humpty Hump ungomunye u-Shock G.Kodwa uma u-Shock G e-raps, okwenza i-“The Humpty Dance” izwakale ingokoqobo kumaphakathi nengoma, “Ngicabanga ukuthi kusobala, futhi ngithanda nokubhala.”Lolu uhlobo lokushintshashintsha kwephimbo olugcwalisa ikilasi lakho lebanga le-10 ngalawa magama Ubucayi bomdlalo wohlekisayo, uwena wedwa kuphela ongakuxwaya ngemva kokuphuma kwesikole.Kukuphoqa ukuthi uhambe uye phambili emculweni ukuze uthole amanye amaqiniso.
Kuvidiyo yomculo, eshuthwe ngesabelomali esingekho nhlobo, u-Shock G uthuse imakrofoni njengo-Humpty Hump.Ugqoke isigqoko esimhlophe esinoboya obungamanga esinophawu olulengayo, ijakhethi yesudi ye-plaid, uthayi omhlophe we-polka-dot entanyeni yakhe, uthayi wesibili omnyama wamachashazi emahlombe akhe, kanye nekhala lepulasitiki mbumbulu.Izibuko.Lapho u-Humpty eqala uku-rap indlela ayebukeka ehlekisa ngayo, ingane yami yasenkulisa ayikwazanga ukuphikisa.
Ngama-90s, singase sibe nesisindo esingaphezu kwe-D, isithandwa esikhuluphele ngokweqile ekhaya, kodwa ukukhuluphala kusenjalo, njengoba kunjalo nanamuhla, kufana nokungabi mnandi emibuthanweni eminingi.Nokho, lapho u-Humpty Hump ememeza: “Heyi, yeh, ntombazane ekhuluphele, woza lapha—uyahlekisa?”Kimina, lokhu akuzwakali njenge-quip enonya elimaza umzimba wesifazane.Kuzwakala kuthakazelisa.Lapho ngikhula, ngemva kokuzwa indlela indoda eyayilikhafulela ngayo igama elithi “Fat b–!”Uma seyenqatshiwe, ibha ka-Humpty izwakala ijabule futhi ijabulisa.
Ungumuntu owenza izifiso zakhe zaziwe futhi ukubeke kucace ukuthi imizimba yazo zonke izinhlobo nobukhulu ingafiswa esidlangalaleni futhi kufanelekile ukuyithokozela: “Yebo, ngikubiza ngesidudla/Bheka, ngizacile/Ayikaze ime. Angisematasatasa.”Lapho ngithulela isigqoko uShock G ngewayini elimhlophe endabeni ye-Instagram, ngenza ingxabano efanayo ngentshiseko.Umngane ozacile ungene ngesinyenyela emlayezo wami wangasese futhi wabelana ngokuthi lezi zindawo zokuphuza azigcini nje ngokuthinta amantombazane akhuluphele afuna ukudlala ngothando.Sekuyiminyaka eminingi esebenzisa uhlaka oluncane olushiwo ngu-Humpty Hump njengendlela yokuziqinisekisa ngaphambi komshado.
Angifuni ukuphoqa ilensi engaphambili yomzimba ku-Shock G. Umyalelo othi “The Humpty Dance” awuvuthiwe ngokwanele futhi uyakwazi kakhulu.Amantombazane akuvidiyo yomculo azacile ngokwanele ukuba abe amathonya ezinkundleni zokuxhumana zesimanje.Ubani owaziyo ukuthi ubani u-Shock G wehlisa ubulili.
Kodwa ngikholelwa ukuthi umbono wakhe olinganayo wenjabulo udlula lesi siqeshana.Ekupheleni kwengoma, u-Humpty uthe wayengenawo amahloni ngekhala lakhe—“Likhulu njenge-kimchi!”Ku-albhamu efanayo ethi “Doowutchyalike”, u-Shock G umeme abantu bazo zonke izigaba kanye nemibala yesikhumba ukuthi bakhumule izingubo zabo futhi bagxumele ku-swimming pool..Ngemva konyaka, i-Digital Underground yakhipha "No Nos Job".Yize leli culo lingena endabeni yokuthotshiswa komzimba kodwa umyalezo walo omkhulu uthi ikhala, izindebe nezinqe zabesifazane abamnyama akumele zilungiswe ngokuhlinzwa.UShock G waze wacela ukuhaha kosaziwayo ukuthi kubhebhethekise nakakhulu inkinga: “Bonke laba okuthiwa osaziwayo badayise izigidi zamarekhodi futhi bathi abanacala/Intombazane encane yakubona ohlelweni lukamabonakude/Ineminyaka engu-6 kuphela ubudala yathi ,’ Mama, ‘angiwathandi’ ikhala lami!’/Kungani ungcolisa ikhanda lomntanakho/Ukuze wenze omunye umbhede wamanzi wegolide?!”
U-Shock G uveze ukuthi amantombazane amancane angahlanekezela imibono yawo ngokusebenzisa imithombo yezindaba ayidlayo.Ngakho-ke, njengoba iminyaka ihamba nomzimba wami ukhula futhi uqhakaza, uMingda omncane ufihla isifiso esithile sentombazane ekhuluphele enhliziyweni yakhe futhi abuye kaningi, okungenzeka kungavamile kangako..Lapho isiko elifaka imali ku-thice supreme lizama ukungitshela ukuthi angivunyelwe ukujabulela umzimba ngaphezu kwesisindo esithile futhi akufanele ukufiswa, ngiba nomyalelo, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi mncane kangakanani, kholwa ngenye indlela, qhubeka nokufuna. injabulo nenjabulo.Indlela umphakathi ocabanga ukuthi kufanele ngiwubuke ngayo umzimba wami ayikaze ingivimbe ekubeni matasa.Asikho isidingo se-Burger King yokugezela.
Uma ubheka abantu obalandelayo ku-Instagram, uzosebenzisa igebe labo lamathanga ukuze udlule abathonya futhi bakuphoqe ukuthi uthenge noma yini abayithengisayo.Isiphakeli sakho singaba nama-bikini ambalwa anama-back arched alingana emathangeni akho, futhi uLizzo amaningi uzosebenzisa umzimba wakhe ukuze akubusise ngesikhathi sokuzivocavoca futhi anconywe ngenjabulo futhi alangazelele.Ungase ujike naku-#bookstagram futhi ubone izincwadi ezinhle ezibekwe eduze kwenkomishi yetiye, ezifana nekaSabrina Strings ethi “Fear of Black Body: The Racial Origins of Obesity Fear”, ehlobanisa i-lipophobia nokucwasa.Noma eka-Sonya Renee Taylor ethi Umzimba Akukona Ukuxolisa: Amandla Okuzithanda Okukhulu Ngomzimba Ka-Taylor Omnyama avuleke ngokumangalisayo kukhava, akumema ukuba ujabule ngomzimba wakho.Noma ividiyo ka-Adrienne Maree Brown, umbhali wencwadi ethi Happy Activism: Feeling Good Politics.Usho la mazwi ukukucebisa, hhayi ukukudumaza.Uma i-Instagram igcizelela ukuthi ikuthengisele izinto, kungani ungathengi izinto ezizondlayo?
Ukusuka ekusweleni ikhaya kuye enhloko yombuso wamateki, u-Jaysse Lopez "ukuphela kosindile" Funda U-Shedeur Sanders uselungele ukuphuma ethunzini likayise u-Deion futhi abe ngundabamlonyeni Manje ukufunda ubudlelwano bomndeni kwenza umdlalo we-Grambling-Tennessee State ulungele ngokukhethekile lokhu kufundeka kwalaba ababili ngokushesha
Lezi zincwadi kanye nalezi zithunywa zabesifazane abamnyama zisho ukuthi angisadingi ukuvikela izifiso nezifiso zami ngamazwi engoma ye-rap eneminyaka engu-30 ubudala.Kepha lokhu kukhombisa amandla endima ye-Shock G.Ngamazwi ambalwa nje, wakha isihlenga sokuphila esiqine ngokwanele ukuze angisize ngilondoloze ukuzethemba kwami egagasini lokuzizonda okuklanywe ngokwesiko.U-Shock G kanye ne-Digital Underground bazokhunjulwa ngegalelo labo emculweni, futhi ngethemba ukuthi izinkumbulo zika-Shock G zizokhunjulwa ngokusiqondisa sonke ukuze sizijabulise kakhudlwana.
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Isikhathi sokuthumela: Sep-04-2021