'Umdanso weHumpty' usiza amantombazane amafutha ukuthi anelungelo lokujabula, noma ngabe siphikisana ngezithombe zakamuva ezingagunyaziwe ze-Kardashian Bikini
Nginama-17% kuphela amahloni okuvuma ukuthi ngemuva kokuzwa ngesithombe se-bikini sikaKhloe Kardashian futhi angifuni umhlaba ukukubona, into yokuqala engiyenzile ukusesha isithombe. Kulula kakhulu ukuyithola. UKardashian wayegqoka ingubo enezici ezimbili eyenziwe ngendwangu yokuphrinta yezilwane yathuthumela entanjeni emnyama. Wela imilenze yakho kancane emathangeni akho, ngaphandle kokwenza izimonyo, ukumamatheka okumnene lapho ugogo wakho othanda wena ofuna ukuthatha izithombe zakho.
Akukhona ukuthi anginalo uzwela lweKardashian. Ngingowesifazane, futhi wathatha izithombe ezesabekayo ezakhe kwi-Intanethi. Kepha akulona iqiniso. Ubukeka muhle, uthambile futhi ujabule - kodwa akakulungeli ukusetshenziselwa ubungxowankulu bavusa. Kuyo yonke le minyaka, amaKardashians asebenzise iminikelo yawo emazingeni obuhle obuhle abekwe yisiko elidumile, esonyisa abesifazane abasebasha ukuthi leli zinga lobuhle lingatholwa ngokuthenga okulungile empilweni yangempela. (Isisu sokunyamalala esiswini kanye ne-lip mucus namaphakethe we-Starter.) Imithombo yezenhlalo isibuko esingabonisa ukuthi yini futhi efiselekayo. Uhehi mncane, izici zobuso mncane. Nasi isihlungi esingakwenza sobabili.
Lesi sithombe esingahleliwe seKardashian savela kwi-Intanethi singumthakathi we-OZ, izikhathi ngemuva kwezigcawu. Umngani ku-Twitter wabuza le drama yakamuva kaKardashian, ezibuza ukuthi kungani ecabanga ukuthi thina, umphakathi ojwayelekile, angazi ukuthi ibhizinisi lomndeni liyibhizinisi eliphakeme kakhulu le-dollar eyakhelwe ekukhanyiseni okuhle, Futhi ukuzivocavoca, angazi ngokwanele ngokuhlinzwa kwepulasitiki nezinye izindlela. Ngagxumela kule ndaba ngaveza ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi ikheji senziwa ngokwethu, ngisho namanga amahle ngamanga, futhi akulula ngaso sonke isikhathi ukugcina isithombe sakho.
Ngokuphambene nalokho, uCardi B akakaphazanyiswa yi-paparazzi ebambe umsebenzi wakhe, ngoba owesifazane ubelokhu eneqiniso ezilalelini zalo kusukela ngosuku, lokho abukeka ngalo lapho engaqedwa. Simbone egqoke kabi, egqoke isigqoko, futhi egqoke zonke izinhlobo zezingubo zasekhaya. Angazi ukuthi yini umnyombo wokuzethemba kweCardi B. Kepha muva nje, ngiqale ukuqonda ukuthi ingxenye yami yaqhamuka kwezingoma ezithile ngengoma, futhi ibha eyaziwa kakhulu yayimayelana nokuba matasa endlini yokugezela.
Ingoma ethi "Umdanso weHumpty" waculwa yi-Shock G neDijithali Ngaphansi komhlaba. Angikaze ngicabange ngaleli qembu labantu iminyaka eminingi, kodwa lapho ngizwa ukuthi ushonile ngesonto eledlule ngineminyaka engama-57, isimo sami sifane nalokhu. Mhlawumbe kwakuyiwayini elimhlophe ngaliphuza ngalobo busuku, kepha izindaba zakhe zokufa zethukile zingibuyisela emuva ngesikhathi.
I-Digital Underground ikhishwe "umdanso weHumpty" ngo-1990 lapho ngineminyaka engu-5 ubudala. Ividiyo yomculo elahlekelwe yi-MC Hammer's "awukwazi ukuthinta lokhu" ngevidiyo engcono kakhulu ye-rap kuma-MTV Video Music Awards ngalowo nyaka. Ngine-doll yesando i-MC egqoke amabhulukwe we-elf onsomi evuthayo. Ngisola ukuthi iculo le-Shock G's Self-Exteem lizifihliwe njengoba umculi we-rock rock ngempela e-radar yami. Kepha le ngoma kungenzeka ukuthi ibuse umsakazo ngaleso sikhathi, futhi lapho ishayela izungeza idolobha, amazwi angena emqondweni wami omncane.
Awusoze wabeka isisindo esiningi ngemuva kwezingoma. Kwesinye isikhathi babaleka ngokushesha, noma umdlali avele agqoke njengomlingiswa, ngemuva kwakho konke, iHumpty Hump iyashaqeka okunye. Kepha lapho i-Shock G Izikhala, Yini eyenza "Umdanso weHumpty" uzizwe ungokoqobo maphakathi nengoma, "ngicabanga ukuthi kusobala, futhi ngiyakuthanda nokubhala." Lolu uhlobo lokushintshana lwethoni olugcwalisa isigaba sakho sebanga le-10 ngala magama ubucayi be-clown, nguwe kuphela okungukuphela kokuphumula ukuqapha kwakho ngemuva kwesikole. Kukuphoqa ukuthi uhambe emuva naphambili emculweni ukuthola amanye amaqiniso.
Kuvidiyo ye-Music, idubule ngesabelomali esikhona, i-Shock G yashaqeka imakrofoni njengeHump Hump. Ugqoka umgqomo omhlophe we-faux fur ngethegi elengisekayo, ijacket ehambisanayo ye-plaid, uthayi we-polka-dot azungeze intamo yakhe, uthayi we-polka-dot wesibili emahlombe akhe, nekhala lepulasitiki elingamanga. Izibuko. Lapho uHumpty eqala ukudlwengula ukuthi uyahleka kanjani, inkanuko yami yenkulisa ayikwazanga ukungavumelani.
Eminyakeni yama-90s, kungenzeka ukuthi sinokukhuluphala ngokweqile d, isithandwa esikhuluphele ekhaya, kepha ukukhuluphala kusekhona, njengoba kunjalo nanamuhla, kuyafana nokungabi se-sexy emibuthanweni eminingi. Kodwa-ke, lapho uHumpy Hump ememeza: "Hheyi, yo, intombazane enonile, woza lapha - ingabe uyamkhathaza?" Kimi, lokhu akuzwakali njengesiqu esinonya ngokuchithwa komzimba wabesifazane. Kuzwakala kuthakazelisa. Lapho ngikhulela, ngemuva kokuthola ukuthi indoda izokhafulela kanjani igama elithi "fat b-!" Wake wanqatshelwa, ibha likaHumpty lizwakala lijabule futhi limnandi.
Ungumuntu owenza izifiso zakhe zaziwe futhi zikwenza kucace ukuthi izindikimba zazo zonke izinhlobo nosayizi zingafuneka ukuthokozela ukuthi: "Yebo, ngikubiza ngokuthi, ngibe mncane / angikaze ngiyeke Angisekho futhi. " Lapho ngikhokha inkokhiso yokushaqeka g nge wayini emhlophe endabeni ye-Instagram, ngentshiseko ngenze impikiswano efanayo. Umngani omncane ungene embhalweni wami wangasese futhi wabelane ngokuthi lemigoqo ayigcini nje ngokuhlanganisa namantombazane amanoni afuna ukufenda. Iminyaka eminingi, ubelokhu esebenzisa uhlaka oluncane olushiwo yiHumpy Hump njengesiqinisekiso ngaphambi komshado.
Angifuni ukuphoqa ilensi yangaphambili yomzimba ekweshí kweshaqekile g. Imiyalo ethi "Umdanso weHumpty" ayivuthiwe ngokwanele futhi inekhono kakhulu. Amantombazane ase-Music Video anciphile ngokwanele ukuba abe yithonya lemidiya yanamuhla yezenhlalo. Ngubani owaziyo ukuthi uthukile g ukunciphisa ubulili.
Kepha ngikholwa ukuthi umbono wakhe we-egalitarian wenjabulo udlula kulesi siqeshana. Ekupheleni kwengoma, uHumpty uthe ubengenamahloni ngekhala lakhe- "Kukhulu njengeKimchi!" Ku-albhamu efanayo ye- "DoowutchyaLalike", ukushaqeka G kumenywe abantu bazo zonke izigaba nemibala yesikhumba ukuba bakhumule izingubo zabo bese begxumela echibini lokubhukuda. . Ngemuva konyaka, ngaphansi komhlaba wedijithali kukhishwe "Akekho Nokho Nokho". Yize le ngoma ingena endaweni yokuthotshiswa komzimba, umyalezo wayo oyinhloko ukuthi ikhala, izindebe namabhuthi abesifazane abamnyama akudingeki alungiswe ngokuhlinzwa ngopulasitiki. I-Shock g yaze yabizwa ngokuhaha kosaziwayo ukuthi bathuthukise inkinga: "Bonke laba bo - okuthiwa baye bathengise izigidi zamarekhodi futhi bathi akukho mthwalo wemfanelo / intombazane encane ekubonile kumbukiso we-TV kuphela futhi yathi , 'Mama, angilifaneli ikhala lami!' / Kungani ungcolisa ikhanda lengane yakho / ukuze wenze elinye linamanzi wegolide ?! "
Ukushaqeka u-G kuveze ukuthi amantombazane amancane angahlanekezela imibono yawo ngabo abezindaba abayidlayo. Ngakho-ke, njengoba iminyaka ihamba futhi umzimba wami ukhula futhi uqhakaza, uMingda omncane ufihla isifiso esithile sentombazane enonile enhliziyweni yakhe futhi ibuye futhi, okungenzeka ukuthi kungabi okungajwayelekile. . Lapho isiko elifaka imali ekutholeni okuphezulu okuphezulu ukungitshela ukuthi angivunyelwe ukujabulela umzimba phezu kwesisindo esithile futhi akufanelekile ukufiswa, noma ngabe mncane kangakanani, ngikholwe ngenye indlela, qhubeka nokufuna injabulo nenjabulo. Ukuthi umphakathi ucabanga ukuthi kufanele ngibuke kanjani umzimba wami awukaze ungivikele ukuba matasa. Akunasidingo se-Burger King Cuthroom.
Uma ubheka abantu obalandela ku-Instagram, uzosebenzisa igebe lawo lethanga ukuze uthole abanethonya futhi bakuphoqe ukuthi uthenge noma yini abayithengisayo. Okuphakelayo kwakho kungaba ne-band arched back bikinis elungele amathanga akho, futhi ngaphezulu uLizzo uzosebenzisa umzimba wakhe ukukubusisa ngesikhathi sokuzivocavoca futhi udunyiswe ngenjabulo. Ungahle uphendukele ku- #Bookstagram futhi ubone izincwadi ezinhle ezibekwe eceleni kweNdebe yetiye, njengeShabrina strings 'Ukwesaba umzimba omnyama: Imvelaphi yobuhlanga yokukhuluphala ukwesaba ", okuxhumanisa i-lipophobia ngokobuhlanga. Noma i-sony'a Renee Taylor's Umzimba akuyona ukuxolisa: amandla okuzithanda okukhulu ngomzimba omnyama kaTaylor uvule ama-tavielyly avulwe ngesembozo, okumema ukuthi uveze emzimbeni wakho. Noma ividiyo ka-Adrienne Maree Brown, umbhali wencwadi ethi Happy Activism: Ukuzizwa ezombusazwe ezinhle. Uthi la mazwi ukukucebisa, hhayi ukukudumaza. Uma i-Instagram incess ekuthengiseni izinto, kungani ungathengi izinto ezazikondla?
Ukusuka ekubizelweni kwamakhaya kuya ekhanda lombuso we-sneaker, uJayse Lopez ungumsunguli weShedeur ulungele ukuphuma emthunzini kababa wakhe uDeion futhi ube yindawo yokubuka imindeni manje efunda umdlalo we-glambling-Tennessee Kulombhangqwana ufunda ngokushesha
Lezi zincwadi kanye nalezi zingelosi ezimnyama zisho ukuthi angisadingi ukuvikela izifiso zami nezifiso zami ngezingoma zengoma eneminyaka engama-30 ubudala. Kepha lokhu kukhombisa amandla wendima ye-BECH SHINCH G. Ngamazwi ambalwa nje, wadala impilo eqinile yokwanele yokungisiza ukuba ngilondoloze ukuzethemba kwami ngegagasi lesiko laklanywe ngokwakho. I-Shock G ne-Digital Utrage komhlaba kuzokhunjulwa ngeminikelo yabo emculweni, futhi ngethemba lokuthi izinkumbulo zokushaqeka zizokhunjulwa nazo zizokhunjulwa ngokusihola konke ukuze sijabulise kakhulu.
Uju lwe-Minda ungumbhali nomsunguli we-taunt eLouisville, Kentucky. Uchitha isikhathi sakhe samahhala empilweni edlula imizwa futhi waguqula abangane bakhe kwabezindaba zenhlalo.
Isikhathi sePosi: Sep-04-2021